It was an ordinary Saturday evening getting the kids ready for bed. As kids were playing in the bath, I asked both Madeline and Ryan what they would like to get me for my birthday.
Madeline said “Mommy, I have a lot of money, I have 86 dollars”
I said “What are you going to buy mommy with 86 dollars”
Madeline said “I’m going to buy you a beautiful dress!”
I said “Awww, Maddie, that’s so sweet!”
Then I asked Ryan.
Ryan said “Mommy, I’m going to get you a pretend penis”
I said “What????”
My jaw dropped…didn’t know what to think and started wondering if I even heard it right. Jasper was downstairs and of course heard it and loved it. Oh boy, only if he knew what he was saying…..