What to get mommy for her birthday

It was an ordinary Saturday evening getting the kids ready for bed. As kids were playing in the bath, I asked both Madeline and Ryan what they would like to get me for my birthday.

 

Madeline said “Mommy, I have a lot of money, I have 86 dollars”

I said “What are you going to buy mommy with 86 dollars”

Madeline said “I’m going to buy you a beautiful dress!”

I said “Awww, Maddie, that’s so sweet!”

Then I asked Ryan.

Ryan said “Mommy, I’m going to get you a pretend penis”

I said “What????”

My jaw dropped…didn’t know what to think and started wondering if I even heard it right.  Jasper was downstairs and of course heard it and loved it.  Oh boy, only if he knew what he was saying…..